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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a racist bone in my body. But my cartilage does not care for Mexicans."

"Girls are like blackjack. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"

"It was just a homeless man defecating in an elevator, but that's when the real shit went down."

"Subway Jared ended his career just like how he started it... ...by trying to get into smaller pants"

"I see dead people. No wait, I take that back. I see people I want dead."

"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."

"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"

"A Joke I Thought Up in Stats Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%? It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!"