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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."
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"Haram Two jews walk into a bar. NOT IN MY COUNTRY"
"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool your Japanese father, shame on your whole family."
"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."
"It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions"
"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."
"So, when does this adulthood thing start then?"
"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"
"My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don't brush my teeth"