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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."
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"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."
"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"
"I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them."
"Don't be a vegetarian ! It's a big missteak"
"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."
"Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out."
"How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was."
"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."
"Canada was like, ""This is all part of the Northwest Territories,"" but the Inuit were having Nunavut."