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Joke of the Day

"A Joke I Thought Up in Stats Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%? It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!"

"Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake."

"My mum says I don't know anything about colourless gases. But ammonia little boy."

"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."

"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."

"Do you know the difference bewtween a chair and a dick? If no Be careful where you sit"

"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."

"[text] H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame? M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line."

"Spooning leads to forking But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed."

"There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings."