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Joke of the Day

"How much does a dragon weigh? Wonton"

"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."

"Huge sale this weekend, we have too many mountain lions, please come buy a mountain lion, this was a horrible business plan, one guy got ate"

"If you got ten times as much pussy as me you're still getting zero. Bitch."

"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."

"Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"Boss: Where were you on Friday? Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:..."

"what kind of pants does a monkey wear? ma-khakis"

"I have a joke thats more fucked up than it is funny. Why do guys slap girls butts? To make sure thier guts dont fall out. Sry"

"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."