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Joke of the Day
"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"
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"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."
"Why do men carry condoms instead of women? Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old"
"What do you call a mentally retarded chef? A slow cooker"
"I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind"
"Dentists' offices only come in two layouts: ""open-floor concept Smarthome with a medical twist!"" or ""design attained perfection in 1964"""
"Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime."
"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."
"Still waiting on the ""Once you go black, you'll never go back"" episode of Mythbusters."