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Joke of the Day
"Still waiting on the ""Once you go black, you'll never go back"" episode of Mythbusters."
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"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"
"When is a rabbi dishonest? July"
"What the #1 thing every guy looks for in a woman? His dick..."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...He asks the bartender for a double whiskey. ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender. The horse ponders his whiskey for a moment before he replies, ""My wife has cancer."""
"Now matter how sad I get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be OK."
"My girlfriend's reason for leaving me was because she still hadn't found what she was looking for I replied with ""oh, U2"""
"Sex is like pizza If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing"
"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."
"What's the biggest lie of the election? Voting machines aren't hackable."