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Joke of the Day

"Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"

"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives."

"Why do they call it Anal Bleaching ? Surely it should be called changing your Ring Tone."

"""...you can also say 'representative' at any ti--"" ""REPRESENTATIVE!!"""

"I made a new drink out of isopropyl, lead paint, and cat urine. I call it a ""You Tube Comment""."

"I put my slacks on just like everyone else, from a waterslide into the loving yet frighteningly powerful arms of my pet minotaur Ferdinand"

"Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O"

"A man had a tumor shaped like a bomber plane. It was B-9."

"So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte"

"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever"