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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"
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"My buddy drowned the other day I placed a life jacket in his coffin It's what he would've wanted"
"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."
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"So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine. Edit: Na"