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Joke of the Day

"How to fall down stairs: Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Step 4: Step 5: Step 6: Step 7: Step 8: Step 9: Step 10: Step 11: Step 12: Step 13: Step 14: Step 15: Step 16: Step 17: Step 18: Step 19: Step 20:"

"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."

"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"

"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."

"What is a dentist's favorite time of the day? 2:30"

"I simply love my anti gravity machine.... It never lets me down."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"Three popes walk into a bar. Wow, that place is popeular!"

"I've slept with a series of triplets i called it a waltz"

"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."