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Joke of the Day

"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."

"What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!"

"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."

"What do you tell someone who occupies space and has mass? You matter."

"I HAD A PANIC ROOM INSTALLED AND THEN I CAME IN AND NOW I'M TERRIFIED TO LEAVE OMG WHY DID I DO THIS?!"

"I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke... I wasn't too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn't stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res"

"I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours."

"Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash."

"A farmer walks past a tombstone that says: Here lies a lawyer, an honest man, a man of integrity. The peasant crosses himself and says scared: ""Blessed Virgin, three men buried in the same grave!"""