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Joke of the Day

"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""

"I went to a strawberry picking competition the other day, a woman with no arms and legs won it. Jammy cunt."

"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."

"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."

"Call Me crazy, but the ideal number of times a Pope should have once been a member of the Nazi Youth is zero."

"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""

"My dad asks my little brother, ""Hey son do you know what sea monster's favorite snack is?"" ""Ships and dip!"" *dips chip in dip*"

"Why did the chicken run around screaming? Because he had to use the bathroom."

"Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up? A: It is two tired."

"If only there were mosquito nets in Africa... We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."