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Joke of the Day

"I would like to tell you about how I beat the Elite Four's Pokemon using only Luvdisc... But just a disclaimer, that battle is not for the faint of heart."

"How do you make cultured milk? You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already."

"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? brothel sprouts!"

"A Mormon president would face the most difficult issue any president has. Deciding who's the First Lady, who's the Second Lady, and who's the Third Lady."

"*thinks happy thoughts* *throws pixie dust in your eyes* *flies off with all your money*"

"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."

"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away."

"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."

"What's a greater Pressure, the impact of Earth hitting the sun, the impact of Earth hitting the moon, or Republican demands for Carson and Kasich to drop out? Please discuss. Thanks."