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Joke of the Day

"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"

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"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They never met."
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"If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers."
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"Why does DMX hate sweatshirts? he dunno where the hood at"