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Joke of the Day
"Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you."
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"My uncle always believed that ""Between duct tape and WD-40 you can fix just about anything."" I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical license."
"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"
"Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*"
"An old man and young boy are walking through the woods at night; the boy says ""I'm scared."", to which the old man responds ""*You're* scared?? *I'm* the one that has to walk back alone!"""
"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""
"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"
"I was going to have an edging tournament with some friends... ...but nobody came."
"Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"A man walks into a bear... He is mauled to death."