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Joke of the Day

"Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws."

"I think my Waffle House waitress moonlights with AT&T; because I'm getting absolutely no service."

"If we all just agree that we're fine, we'll never again have to ask each other how we are."

"Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college."

"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!"

"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake..."

"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"

"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? so it wont get its nuts wet"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!"