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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."

"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."

"Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called ""My First Wall"". It comes with a few pesos as a refund."

"Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House? A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!"

"What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed? Gesundheit"

"If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE."

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."

"I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone. I want to make it Hans-free!"

"Welcome to Asia's newest billionare. His name is Cha Ching."

"Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted."