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Joke of the Day

"[sees kid crying at the mall] R u lost? [kid nods, wiping tears] Well [blows cigarette smoke in kids face] looks like u live at the mall now"

"Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fall out"

"THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes."

"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"

"Reason why white people are afraid of being a minority. They know how minorities are treated in their country"

"RIP boiling water You will be mist. EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!"

"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"

"Two men walk into a bar.. The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies."

"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""

"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."