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Joke of the Day

"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""

"R.I.P. bottled water. You will be mist"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"I was thinking of opening up a new business... For teenage abortions called: Little miss conceptions"

"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"

"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."

"I was wondering why everyone at school was forming small groups... ...and then it cliqued! I'll show myself out."

"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."

"You are what you think you are Her: What do you do? Me: Global prosthetics distribution. Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman? Me: I prefer international arms dealer'."

"Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time."