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Joke of the Day

"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"Tonight I'll be teaching a poetry class for prison inmates called ""Prose & Cons""."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it be arrrrrrgh, but it be the sea."

"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."

"I am liking the people from Finland They always finish"

"What would Forest Gump's Password be? 1Forest1"

"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"

"Sometimes a family is walking towards you taking up the entire sidewalk and you have no choice but to just become part of that family."

"The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. Yeah, I'm in to that shit."