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Joke of the Day
"Ladies tell me I have the body of a god Buddha"
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"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""
"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"
"When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool."
"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."
"The pessimist in me says 'the glass is half empty'... The optimist in me says 'at least it's whiskey'."
"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""
"Just got a job opening demanding 13-18 yrs of experience in iOS development. Do they realize that the platform itself is 8 years old?"
"If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe it's because you haven't been introduced to yourself!"
"My 13 year old told me this joke.... Him: I want to start a dating website for Indians.... Me: a dating website for indians? [scratching my head wtf] Him: yeah I am going to call it connect the dots."