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Joke of the Day
"Wow, somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes! It's about fucking time."
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"What do Germans call their own EasyMac? Mein Kraft"
"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."
"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."
"How does a orphan change a light bulb? They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb."
"My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice."
"A vegan took my picture. It was hard to smile saying, ""Gluten-free, dairy-free, imitation monteray jack soy cheese."""
"My favourite Vikings joke. Blair Walsh"
"What do you call a chinese jew? Oriental Cooking"
"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."