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Joke of the Day
"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"
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"This Super Market doesn't even sell capes."
"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."
"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"
"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a cup."
"*puts on white shirt* *accidentally spills coffee* *takes off shirt* *shoves shirt into coffee pot* *puts on brown shirt*"
"If it wasn't for the 140 character limit, I'd be on Chapter 27 of my first tweet right now."
"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."
"Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so"
"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"