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Joke of the Day

"Job interview: - Good morning - Good morning - Have you got a twitter account? - Yes - Ok, thanks for your time. We'll get back to you"

"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."

"How do trees get on the internet? They log in."

"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"

"Don't pay your taxes. Get sent to a cool ass prison. Boom, now taxes pay you. Life hack."

"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""

"Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*"

"*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!"

"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."

"I just signed up for Comcast!"