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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say to the Mexicans? Don't do anything until I get back"
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"What's left of a garden after it catches on fire? Chard remains."
"Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other? X and V. There's a C between them."
"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"
"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"
"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !"
"Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react."
"You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers. It's amazing."
"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."