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Joke of the Day
"The only Christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree."
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"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."
"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."
"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."
"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago"
"Q: How do small people call each other? A: On microphones."
"I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals. It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees."
"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."
"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."