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Joke of the Day
"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."
Next Joke
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"
"It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house."
"Why was the communist school not successful? There were no classes"
"There are two types of people: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data... ...and those who understand the importance of error bars."
"Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? Half way."
"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?"
"What do you call a letter written by a feminist? Hate male"