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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago"

"So a jew walked out of a bank... LOL no he didn't"

"Does the Ku Klux Klan hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself."

"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"

"I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez."

"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the dock."

"from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him"

"What's white and smells like black paint? White paint"

"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"

"What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes? I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)"