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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do small people call each other? A: On microphones."
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"*Looks up from pestle and mortar ""Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"""
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket."
"My ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."
"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."
"If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance."
"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"
"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."
"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"