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Joke of the Day

"Today, I've been cleaning. And by cleaning I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze."

"Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?"

"Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?"

"Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."

"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."

"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""

"I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating."