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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."
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"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."
"did you hear about the flaccid, chinese penis that ran for presidency? He didn't stand a chance in the erection."
"Did you know that ancient Egyptians were related by their farts? It's true. They had a toot in common."
"What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"Whats the most politically divided animal? The polar bear.. I'll see myself out..."
"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"
"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."