191465
Joke of the Day
"My ex girlfriend.."
Next Joke
"What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell? Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame"
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
"Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale."
"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"
"Behind closed doors, Rachael Ray prefers the sluttier olive oils."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for long enough it develops its own culture"
"If I were president my approval rating would be bananas, because as president I would change all rating systems to types of fruit."
"The new Linkin Park album"
"Do you know the problem with ordering duck? It always comes with the bill."