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Joke of the Day
"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."
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"A blind man walks into a bar... and into a table, and into a chair..."
"Yo mamma's so old that... ...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!"
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"
"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but when he arrived there was no one there, he'd come too early."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time."
"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"
"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"
"I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago..."
"Why do elephants where pink shoes? To hide in the grass. Have you ever seen an elephant with pink shoes? No? Good hiders, aren't they?"