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Joke of the Day

"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."

"I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline."

"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""

"Jesus came to me in a dream and asked me ""do you know how much I love you?"" ""This much"" he said and he spread his arms and died."

"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""

"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."

"What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!"

"You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone."

"Brian Williams told me if I lied I can get to the front page."

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""