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Joke of the Day

"did you hear about the flaccid, chinese penis that ran for presidency? He didn't stand a chance in the erection."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix, HaHa!"

"I've done some calculations, and I figure, that at my current rate of pay I could live happily for the rest of my life. If I died tomorrow."

"What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses"

"I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement."

"What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. ""I cum from the hood"""

"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, 1, volume stuck on full."" I thought..... ""I can't turn that down."""

"What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box? Corpell tunnel syndrome"