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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? Glad-'e-ate-'er"
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"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""
"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"
"My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help. Today I stand corrected."
"How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25"
"I started my own traffic control company. It's a slow-moving business."
"[puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid"
"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"
"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"
"Text ""BONER"" to 69696 to donate $69 dollars to the Rad Cross"