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Joke of the Day
"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."
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"I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning"
"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."
"A Drinking Problem! Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
"Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline? v2 He kept leaving them hanging."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you saw me eating that cupcake with no hands and you want my autograph?"
"My father always told me ""The way to a woman's heart is... ""...through her left breast."""
"I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come."
"bought 30 treadmills & placed them around the perimeter of house, when zombies attack my house they will just keep walking for days"
"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"