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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, ""Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"" ""Not-a-Yeti"""

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today ... Should of put it on aloha temperature."

"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"

"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."

"Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness."

"Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning."

"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"

"The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream."

"If you think it's ""uncool"" to love America, why don't you go see how ""cool"" it is to live in a country that doesn't have toilets or pizza."

"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."