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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, ""Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"" ""Not-a-Yeti"""

"The difference between a comedian and a psycopath is good delivery"

"I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn't know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating"

"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."

"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"

"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""

"Just a reminder: Don't forget to check under your bed for Carrot Top every night!"

"Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table."

"What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo(bees)"

"My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything."