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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."

"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."

"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""

"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."

"I just tried to make reservations at the library. Couldn't get one though. They were fully booked."

"If you miss your ex Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again"

"What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail? A small medium at large"

"You know the difference between Lego and Sex? If you had to click, then... you'd better stick to Lego."

"I feel like the average weatherman is just meteor-ocre."

"I don't understand why people always fight becoming a zombie or vampire. Both seem awesome because you don't have to have a job."