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Joke of the Day
"If you miss your ex Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again"
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"Funny tounge twister A black mailman getting blackmailed. (Not trying to offend its just a funny sounding word combo.)"
"Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs? Because he ate too much of them."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... The one deer turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""
"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"
"What jedi is the best at opening PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"
"Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this."
"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."