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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why people always fight becoming a zombie or vampire. Both seem awesome because you don't have to have a job."

"Donald Trump gets elected Oops thought i was on r/nosleep"

"Was watching a comedic celebrity gameshow and the lineup consisted of Freddie Starr, Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, Phil Jupitus, Neil Armstrong and his son. It really was a solar panel."

"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."

"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."

"What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate? Comatoast"

"Why are wedding gowns white? Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge"

"What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !"

"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."

"How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? *All of it.*"