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Joke of the Day

"You know the difference between Lego and Sex? If you had to click, then... you'd better stick to Lego."

"Don't you just love whiteboards? They're remarkable."

"A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)"

"If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier."

"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"

"What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town? Entering the friend zone."

"Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER."

"*Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds ""extremely organized"" to resume."

"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."

"Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost."