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Joke of the Day
"What do fat white chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
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"I finally figured out what every woman wants. It's security. Thats what they are yelling everytime I talk to them."
"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."
"How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet? hitcoin"
"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."
"That awkward moment when your girlfriend is looking up for a noodles recipe on your computer and opens a file called ""Asian."""
"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."
"A plant fell on my head... I'm alright though, it was no big dill."
"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."
"getting my hopes up only to become even more disappointed dot edu"