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Joke of the Day
"There is a chair... And it is walking, down the street, with shoes."
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"Idea for a podcast: Friends hang out together and have deep and meaningful discussions and nobody records it and it's not a podcast."
"When I told my buddy that I'd be with his mom tonight, he informed me that she had died 5 years ago That's never stopped me before"
"Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: for a totally legitimate reason Now start fucking laughing"
"Fucking terrorists. I guess I can't google ""nice truck"" anymore to find out about the latest pickups on the market...."
"If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink."
"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."
"Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room."
"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"
"What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."