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Joke of the Day

"I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh no miss I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either."

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"What would be your reply? Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?"
"Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea"
"What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit."
"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""
"I have a boat that beats all other boats in races... ... It's a champion ship."
"This is the first Super Bowl party I've been to where there are babies. Not sure what to do. Do I, like, offer them a beer or something?"
"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."
"Thought my Siamese twin was giving me the cold shoulder. Turns out he was dead."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."