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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference between 3 dicks and a Joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy? Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/"

"Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger"

"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"

"I am one ""Mom!"" away from making the 6 o'clock news."

"I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck."

"My son asked me what it's like to be a parent so I woke him up at 3 a.m. to let him know that I couldn't sleep."

"I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so i mounted it"

"If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the ""Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."""