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Joke of the Day
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
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"Hmmm,,,, Tell me more about this ""victim"" role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself."
"What did the Chinese food say to the patron? ""Please, don't eat me! I'm Egg Foo Yung to die!"""
"The ""Blind People Alphabet"" A, B, D, E, F..."
"""My first wife didn't have a gag reflex"" Wow that's amazing ""Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"""
"Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate? So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!"
"What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways? Bipolar."
"What peanut butter do total dicks eat? Schmuckers."
"What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs"
"Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS."