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Joke of the Day

"When you look at Twitter's trending topics, it's a lot easier to understand why they have to write ""Do Not Eat"" on silica gel packets."

"What's worse than being raped by your dad's penis? Also being forced to fill his Viagra prescription."

"What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!"

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal.. but when people find I'm a drinker they're all ""stop the car"" and ""we're calling the police""."

"Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day... ...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate."

"What is the best part about taking a shower? Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward."

"What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler."

"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."

"Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought ""pumping iron"" was a new juice dispenser."