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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"

"Now where do you get off >:( I'm the bus driver, I need to know"

"Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort."

"What do 9/10 people enjoy Gang rape. Credit to Jack Whitehall and Bad education."

"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."

"Hey, do you like wind? No. I'm not a fan."

"Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? Because he got tired."

"I was gonna make a good science joke But all the good ones argon"

"Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter."

"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."