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Joke of the Day

"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."

"I just called my boss and told him I have explosive diarrhea. It's my day off, but I like to keep him informed."

"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"

"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."

"A woman walks into a bar. What makes you think she can drive any better?"

"You know the best thing about having a penis? You get to share it with people who don't."

"I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children is with an apology"

"""OUI!!"" -French Canadian on a water slide."

"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" *sighs* ""Because I'm a sweater"" ""BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that's weird but no. Tail light's out."""

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her."