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Joke of the Day

"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it."

"What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once."

"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."

"You had me at being a woman."

"I'm a masochist. I downvote myself."

"Did you hear about the steering-wheel belt? It's driving me nuts"

"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"

"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."

"Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive."